so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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