so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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