Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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