why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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