She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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