? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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