She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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