so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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