Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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