I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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