: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
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I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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