I can text with my tongue
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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