If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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