I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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