She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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