Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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