he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I am available for nakedness
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