I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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