the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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