I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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