Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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