so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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