I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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