you have to choose: penises or morals?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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