Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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