best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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