she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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