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(973): View more from New Jersey

Just mADE A PArabola og urine

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(318): View more from Louisiana

i was rollin on her like bob the builder

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(507): View more from Minnesota

As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests

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(419): View more from Ohio

when I sang my humps to you I meant it.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..

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(720): View more from Colorado

Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.

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(573): View more from Missouri

We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.

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