We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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