No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I didn't notice because vodka
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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