R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
