I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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