The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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