2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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