I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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