Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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