BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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