she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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