Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
it's like heaven, but drunker
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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