She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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