Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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