how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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