Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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