Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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