Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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