We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
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I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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