I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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