oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just tell him i said nine months
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
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