Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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