what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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