i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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