The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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