I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I understand Curling. That high.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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