the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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