YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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