There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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